Solicitude

I feel for people. I empathize. I nod my head. I go, Mmm. I say, That's terrible. I say that's horrible, dear. That's really horrible. Oh, that's horrendous. Or I say, I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for your success. I'm thrilled. Yeah-hoo. I'm so excited for your excitement. Then I say, I'm sad. I'm sad for you because you're sad. I'm crying because you're crying. You see these tears. They're tears for you. This one's for you. This one's for you. All these are for you. What's my name? That's not important. Let's just cry together.