Champion

I am a winner. I win things. In life. I just beat that guy to the corner of this block. He might not have known we were racing, but I don't let those details deter me. He was walking kind of fast but I walked faster. I beat his ass! Go me! Yeah! In your face, man I don't know! I am the best walker on this block. I am the victor. I am number one. I am the champion.