Bodega

I invent stories. To make life more interesting. When someone asks me how my day was, instead of saying, I went to the store to buy eggs, I say, I went to the store to buy eggs and there was an eighty-year-old man who was robbing the place with a revolver and he stole cat food and beer and before he left he had to use the bathroom and he took a hostage in the bathroom with him and said he'd kill the hostage if anyone moved or called the police but we called the police anyways and when he came out they were waiting for him and he couldn't see them because he'd forgotten his glasses in the bathroom. How was your day?