Mortals

I embrace humanity. Individual humans are questionable—there are some good, some bad. So instead I'm just dealing with humanity on a general level. Gee, humanity, you're looking good today. Yesterday you were kind of cranky, but today, you took a shower, I see. Nice. That shampoo smells good as well. Oh, that's your natural scent? Get out of here. Come here and give me a hug. Okay, humanity. See you later. Be good.