Colossal

I am vigorous, tough, robust. Some even call me strapping. I lift weights, dumbbells, five to ten pounds on each arm, so you know it's serious. I do crunches, push ups, squats. So many squats. All day, doing squats. I need to keep it tight in my line of business. Thank you for keeping it tight, people say. So many people tell me this. Thank you so much for your tightness. We love it. What can I say, I hate to disappoint my fans.