Beget

I have so many superb ideas. I have such innovative thoughts. I exude creation, generation, and originality. I don’t know where to start with all my good ideas. They come to me all the time, especially when I’m taking a shower. Or taking a walk. Or meditating. Or sleeping. Or eating. Or drinking a chocolate milkshake. That’s the best. Chocolate milkshakes. Mmmm, so many good ideas come to me when I’m drinking a chocolate milkshake. I have to write them down furiously. I write them on napkins. Both sides. So many napkins. Full of ideas. I have to suddenly sneeze, blow my nose on one of these napkins. It's okay, I'll just write down more ideas, I have so many of them.