I'm a star. I'm a legend. I'm a seasoned performer. I have a raspy voice, wear large fur coats, and say whatever's on my mind. People find me adorable. I have photos up in restaurants, sketches of me in bars. You see that guy, people say, you see him? He was in something, I don't remember what or if he was any good, but anyways, there he is. What a guy, what a guy. Hey, how you doing, folks? I say. Yeah it's me. I'm here. I'll have a whiskey on the rocks. Make it a double. No, make it a triple. Yeah, it's that kind of night, folks. You know what I'm talking about, don't you?