Calisthenics

I exercise. I bike, I walk, I do core work. I do push ups, sit ups, pull ups. All the ups, I have those covered. I'm very ambitious with the ups. I wear headbands, wristbands, anklebands. All the colorful bands, I got them. I use them to wipe the sweat away. I use them to express myself aesthetically while I'm doing my calisthenics. I use them to express my personality while I stretch. I get a lot of compliments on my headbands. Nice headband, they say. I know, I say. I know.