I have a beautiful smile. People always tell me what a lovely smile I have. When I smile I bring joy to so many. My smile was given a star on Hollywood Boulevard. My smile was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. My smile has its own talk show. It's just me smiling for thirty minutes. It's the number one rated talk show on daytime TV in my local area. My smile is used in conflict negotiation. It recently freed five hostages at my local bank. I didn't do interviews afterwards though. I don't like to brag.