Thank You, Universe

I wake and thank the Universe for the day. I used to thank God. Maybe I should thank Nature. Whoever it is, a big thank you for the sun and the light fluffy clouds and the blue sky. I am grateful. Now I need to eat some food because my blood sugar level is dropping quickly. Food, Universe, give me food now. There's nothing good in the fridge. Seriously, I'm so over you right now, Universe. Why are you ruining my life? Ah, here's something. Thank you, Universe, thank you, you're so good to me.