I explode with kindness. I am a terror in my passion for good deeds. I let forth a barrage of encouraging words. I have outbursts of good will toward men and women. I am apoplectic about treating people with respect, even when I have to yell at them over the phone about how wonderful they are. Seriously! I scream. You are amazing! How are you so amazing? How do you do it? How are you so kickass? How are you so brilliant? How are you so clever and awesome? Tell me! I scream. Tell me now!