I am rich. I have so much money. Enough to save, enough to spend. Enough to buy food to feed myself and others, to eat out once in a while, to buy food and treats for the cat, to buy beer, wine, and whiskey for the adults, to host parties, to go to parties, to stay at home, to go out. So much money. What should I do with it all? How about setting up an emergency fund, investing in low-fee index funds, and maxing out my 401k and Roth IRA? Yes, let's do that. I know how to party.