I take care of my body. I tend it. I talk to it. I say, Hi, body, what's up? You're looking good today. I feed you lots of vegetables and lean meats and whole grains and okay, fine, here's some chocolate. I take good care of you, yes, I do. I take such good care of you. Seriously, I cook some amazing meals. You love them. I get you massages. I foam roll. I rub you with ICY HOT. You love being my body, I swear. You love it.