I'm so great. I'm super. I'm stupendous. I enjoy my company. I love talking to myself. I'm the best conversation partner ever. I never know what I'm going to say. I'm so witty. I have such a fierce intellect. I make connections. I point out things to myself that I never thought about. Sometimes I play the devil's advocate with myself. Sometimes I argue with myself. Sometimes I beat myself. But it's okay. I buy myself a beer and I'm friends with myself again, that's how great I am.