I am a jammer. I sit in my room and come up with tunes and songs. I'm not that musical but it doesn't matter. I sing my songs as loud as I possibly can. The neighbors love me. They never bang on the wall and tell me to shut the hell up. They never complain to the super about the noise. They never leave vials of poison outside my front door with notes begging me to take it. They would never do that kind of thing because they're good people, right? Good people, not monsters! I yell so they can hear me. Doesn't matter. I'm going to sing a song about my neighbors leaving poison at my doorstep. I'm going to sing it as loudly as I can. I'm going to hum my melody. I'm going to be me.