I am on time. For everything. I'm so timely it shocks people. Wow, you're really on time, Joey, people say. I always leave myself plenty of time to get ready. I never procrastinate. I leave enough time to brush my teeth, comb my hair, make myself pretty. Wow, people say. That outfit is amazing, it must have taken you hours to pick it out. This old thing? I say. Why, I only wear this when I don't care how I look.