I celebrate birthdays. Birthdays are fun. Parties are fun. Everyone invites me to their birthday party because I know how to truly celebrate the day they were born. I know how to do an interpretative dance representing the miracle of birth and the entrance of a soul into the world. It's a really moving and beautiful dance and everyone usually cries after I finish. Sure, I'll do it for you. Definitely. Let me strip down to my costume right now. Yes, it's a onesie and yes, I wore it under my jeans. It'll just take a second. Okay, please start the music, I'm ready.