I'm Planning on an Interpretative Dance

I work. Work is both a necessity and a gift, an opportunity to find fulfillment and use my talents. And I use my talents, I really do. For this meeting with the partners and associate attorneys, I'm planning on an interpretative dance. The dance will show my anguish regarding the difficulty we seem to be having in obtaining quality hires. It will demonstrate how hard I've been working on all my tasks. At the conclusion, the dance will symbolically ask for a raise. I'm not going to go into the details, but it will be spectacular. I just hope the conference table is strong enough to hold me. And the backup dancers. And the DJ. And the marching band.