I enjoy my life. I have fun. I go to parties. I laugh. I chat. I'm such a chatter. I have good anecdotes at parties. I tell people about that time I did that one thing. That thing was really fun and the whole situation was hilarious. After I finish my anecdote, I say, Can I get you another drink? I mean, you don't have to drink to have fun, but your drink is empty so I thought I'd offer. When I come back I'll tell you about that other time I did that other fun thing and it was hilarious. Yay, parties!