I let light shine in my soul. I let clarity and divine understanding come into my inner being so that I go through life full of wisdom. I've always wanted to be wise. I want to stroke my long beard and go "Mmmmm." I like giving advice. You should definitely break up with him, I tell people. You should definitely quit your job, I say. You should definitely get rid of your belongings and travel the world, I tell other people. Here, I'll help you out. I'll take this toaster from you. I'm doing you a favor, and I really need a toaster. I'm tired of using the broil function on the oven to toast bread. I'll just take your toaster and you can go travel the world, okay?